How to Bake a Cake!

Welcome to this comprehensive tutorial on how to bake the fluffiest cake imaginable! The list of ingredients and measurements that you will need are:

• 3 cups of Semolina Flour

• 2 large eggs 

• 1 Tablespoon baking soda 

• 1 Teaspoon of salt 

• 2 cups of Pure Sugarcane Sugar 

• 8 Tablespoons of butter, or one stick

• 1 ½ cups milk

• 1 Tablespoon vanilla extract 

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Step one: The missing children’s incident happened in 1985 where five children went missing inside a Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria. Local authorities believed that a man dressed up in a yellow rabbit costume and lured the children into a hidden room within the establishment. The staff of the pizzeria got complaints that the four main animatronics emitted a foul odor and an unidentified substance leaked from their mouths and eyes. Mix all of your dry ingredients in a bowl and set aside. These animatronics were Chica the Chicken who carried around a small cake, Foxy the Pirate Fox, Bonnie the Bunny, and Freddy Fazbear. The culprit of this incident was William Afton, one of the co-founders of the Freddy Fazbear franchise. Preheat your oven to 450 degrees Fahrenheit. 

Step Two: Place your eggs and sugar in a stand mixer bowl, beat on a low speed until fluffy and fully incorporated. The souls of the missing children, found dead inside the animatronics, chased Afton into the backroom of the establishment, where the yellow rabbit costume was located. In a last ditch effort to escape the wrath of those he wronged, he got into the rabbit suit which has a springlock mechanism built into it. This means that if any water got on the suit it would fail and return to its normal mode with its endoskeleton. Place the rest of your wet ingredients in the bowl and mix on a medium speed until combined. 

Step Three: William Afton triggered the springlock failure in the suit, resulting in his death. He remained in the backroom of the facility until he was found years later for a horror attraction known as Fazbear’s Frights. Slowly incorporate your dry ingredients into the wet ingredients with a spatula, making sure to get air into the mixture. It is there where he is able to free roam around the building and terrorize the security guard working there at the time. For 4 consecutive nights the security guard fends Afton, now known as Springtrap, off until the wires in the building fail. This failure caused the entire building to be engulfed in flames, and Springtrap was unable to escape. He remained there until a new pizzeria was created. Place your batter into a circular pan and put into the oven for 20 minutes, or until golden brown. 

There you have it! The best and fluffiest vanilla cake you can ever imagine! We hope you enjoy your cake! Happy April Fools!