How Many 5th Graders Can You Beat In a Fight?

Poll Question: How many 5th graders do you think you could take and win in a fight?

Mikayel Gasparyan (freshman)

“5 Fifth graders, first I would grab one of the 5th graders by the arm and do a spinjitsu move and knock the other ones over.”

Austin Gibson (sophomore) :

“Probably a good 14. I would start off by pulling a ‘Zoro’ and take out half the crowd then sit down on the ground because I’m too tired (??).” 

Olive Tellegen (junior)

“Probably two… I mean they’re pretty small right???”

Rishi Jaligama (junior)

“Probably like a solid five or ten, I would just start kicking them because realistically I’m gonna be taller than most of them and you also have to assume 50% of them are gonna be girls.”

Jeremiah Branch (junior) :

“Realistically, I think I could take about four fifth graders, but some of them be tall though so maybe only like two or three, it really depends on the fifth grader but I think I have the endurance and strength.”

Happy April Fools!